"Well, my dear, you'd make a very cheap date." -Crankeeeee, to me
"They play like they're... a bunch of turtles... on Brazilian weed." -Uncle H, about the mariachi band that was hired for our Fiesta (keep in mind that Uncle H was rather inebriated around this time of the evening)
"Hey look! It's Mariah Carey!" -Uncle H, looking across the bar at a Mariah Carey look-a-like (she really did have the hair and face!)
"I was not happy this morning, but last night sure was fun." -The Frenchman (this was pretty much the story for most people this week...)
In response to the "spreading the wealth" enrollment comment:
- KT (aka Fatty McPhatterson): We have to reward all of the slackers!
- MAT (aka Miss Oink): Because if we don't... Senator Obama will fine us!!
- KT: It's like, good for you, your territory is doing SOOO well... Fine! Gimme some of your enrollments!
- MAT: Yeah, we're just a couple of po' FCEs here! But if I get your enrollments, I don't want none of those crappy registry ones... you better gimme a FREEDOM enrollment at minimum!!
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