The "NOT" list

Aight, folks... it's time for Sistah T's "NOT" list. In other words, the things that I am not but that I have been mistaken for having or being. (Does that make grammatical sense? Probably not, but you get the idea.) Some are current, some are inherent, some are never going to change. You can figure out which ones those are. :-D

So here we go. Sistah T does not/is not...

• Korean. (Do we even have to go over this one?!)
• Quiet.
• A college freshman.
• A college freshman who is an undeclared business major which is why my ID card does not work at PBL. (Two haughty little sophomores told me to go declare my major in order to get into PBL. I was able to beat them into submission with the words "No, I am a grad student." Good ol' Access Services...)
• A high school student. (That one is from some of the parents during my tenure at CTD. Yeah, that one hurt.)
• Currently seeing someone.
• Resemble or act like a "typical" Asian girl.
• A Southern girl.
• Asexual. (For the last time, people... just because I don't gush about guys like a teenager does not mean I am not attracted to men! I just have my hormones in check. Got a problem with that?? If you ask me, the world would have fewer problems if more people had their hormones in check. Hrumph.)
• A vegetarian. (Someone actually asked me that while I was eating my daily dose of pork.)
• Function without sleep. (I managed to fool quite a few people this summer though...)
• Unhuggable. (Only if I just worked out or I'm really mad.)
• The first to know everything. (Trust me, I get this from Mom... we're always LAST to know anything. We're constantly out of the loop!)

I doubt that disspelled many myths for you, but you never know, eh?