Time for a Top Ten (or two!)

Bit of a light-hearted post today. It's been a while since Sistah T had a Top Ten list, so... here's TWO of them! ::insert Strong Bad voice::

Sistah T's Top Ten Songs That Should Not be Used in a Wedding Slideshow
You know I love doing slideshows, especially for people's weddings. However, every once in a while I fall victim to "slideshow block" (similar to "writers block") and I completely blank out as to what songs I should use with my incriminating photos. So to get my creativity flowing again, I usually try to pick out the most inappropriate songs (i.e., ones I love but would never use in a wedding slideshow) just for the irony to get myself laughing. I also do it in hopes that I will be inspired by something else. Don't worry, none of the following songs will ever make it into your slideshow on your special day:

1. Mrs. Robinson
2. Billie Jean
3. This Masquerade
4. The Devil Went Down to Georgia
5. Can't Touch This
6. Jesse's Girl
7. Friends in Low Places
8. Your Papa was a Rolling Stone
9. I've Got a Lovely Bunch o' Coconuts
10. It Ain't Me, Babe

Sistah T's Top Ten Initials to Give Your Kids
Most of you who know me know that my initials spell out a word that is synonymous with a piece of fabric that you stomp all over. Since my parents were so gracious in giving me initials that spelled out a word, I got to thinking the other day that it would be pretty cool if I could do the same thing to my kids. Bwahahaha. My poor kids. So here are the ones that made it to the Top Ten:

1. EAT
2. HIS or HER (depending on gender... and I guess it depends on my husband's last name too)
3. RAT
4. TAX (this one will be tough. a last name that starts with "x"?? Xavier?)
5. FIG
6. GOO
7. TEE (and then this kid will be destined to be a golfer)
8. GAS
9. WII (ok, this would be FAR too entertaining!)
10. ROB (I actually want to name my son Robert... it would be super cool if it worked out so that his initials spelled out Rob!! ok, I'm a huge nerd.)

Teeheehee...